Political satire comic universe. Fictional animals. Real public records.
This is a work of political satire protected by the First Amendment. Hustler v. Falwell, 485 U.S. 46 (1988). All characters are fictional cartoon animals. All facts sourced from public records. CC BY 4.0.
Every joke is based on real public records — court filings, forensic reports, PIA responses, badge access logs, document metadata, and sworn testimony. We didn't make any of this up. We just put the animals in suits.
⚖ The Gavel Club
Courthouse corruption. Judges, DAs, forged signatures, void orders. Where justice goes after hours.
🛣 The Highway Club
Government negligence. The US-75 crisis, SEDCO board, elected officials who let people die for profit.
🛑 Pedo Protection Society
School system enabling. The pipeline that moves predators between districts. Based on real TEA records.
📺 The Media Mafia
Local news blackout. They report the crashes, never the causes. Channels 10 and 12 on speed dial.
The Investigation
The comics are the hook. These are the receipts. Every report sourced from public records, court filings, and open data.
18 ongoing series across the Gavel Club universe. Click any series to expand its gallery.
🎤 It's A Small Club
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George Carlin ghost narrator. 15-page special issue. 0.133% thesis — it's a small club, and you ain't in it.
The Small Club
Page 1
Revolving Door
Intoxication
Feds Revolving Door
The Web
Musanto
The Shredder
Wall of Justice
The Sting Board
The Butters
The Factory
The Coon
The Stats
Final Page
💀 Tales From the Crypt of Useless
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Horror comic anthology. Each issue: one corrupt act, one undead judge, one case number you can look up yourself.
Series Cover
The Ghost Writer
The Vagueness Paradox
The Body Count
The Sealing
The Pattern
⚡ Cage The Machine
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Transformers-style mech series. Resist-Bots vs Decepti-Cons. The Battle for Perrin Field.
The Machine
Resist-Bots
Decepti-Cons
Hulsy
Hulsy Returns
☠ Toxic Offenders
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PPS horror series. 450 sex offenders, 10x state average, 76.9% in one jurisdiction. They don't just protect predators. They relocate them.
Toxic Offenders
The Transfer
Bad Sickman
Sickbus
The Infestation
Judge Jingle
The Blocker
The Board
References Never Checked
🐔 Mama Hen
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The Political Barbie. Manufactured political products, assembly line endorsements, and the back-of-the-box fine print.
Mama Hen
Issue Cover
The Political Barbie
Bestseller
Product Features
Manufacturing Division
🚗 Fumbles & The Bandit
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Smokey and the Bandit parody. Sheriff leaves loaded gun in Wendy's bathroom. Teenager fires it. "Honest mistake."
Fumbles & The Bandit
Part 3
Honest Mistake
💘 Forbidden Love
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Romance cover parodies. True Butter Love, The Slug Triangle. When conflicts of interest get romantic.
True Butter Love
The Slug Triangle
Slug Triangle
Slug Triangle: The Rest
👮 Delta Norce
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Texas Rangers Public Integrity Unit. The Sleaze Easy investigation. Enter the Dragons. When the good guys finally show up.
Delta Norce
Enter the Dragons
Enter the Dragons Pt. 2
💰 The Grift
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How a fired ADA turned a family tragedy into a political machine. Five parts. Every fact from court records.
The Grift
🔥 The Fraud's Friday F**k Up
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Kermit the Fraud goes live on Facebook to 3 viewers. Announces court moved from Tuesday to Monday at 5PM Friday. The Vagueness Paradox.
Friday F**k Up
The Fraud
👻 They Live While We Die
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Satirical examination. Two parts. The system that profits from your pain.
Part 1
Part 2
💥 Grooming Day
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Future Wars x Toxic Offenders crossover event. Training Day theme. Cover + 8 pages. "For the kids."
Grooming Day
The Crossover
🌌 Future Wars
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Star Wars parody trilogy. Ep I: The Phantom Mesh. Ep II: Attack of the Clones. Ep III: Revenge of the Signal. "The only fiction is the talking animals."
The Phantom Mesh
📺 Media Mafia
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Local news blackout series. They report the crashes, never the causes. The Lockout: 72-hour machine immune response.